[Kiwi's opinion that "you cannot know if you don't like something if you've never tried it" extends to clothes as well probably does not help with that. At least it means that if England has something in the right size, it will be worn.]

I walked here, it's not too bad. [With enough aspirin and the help of interesting and thus distracting surroundings.] I'll just be a bit slower than normal. But faster than a snail, I can promise you that much.

...Unless you can get one of those carpets? [That would kill two birds with one stone, too. As in, curiosity and pace.]