[If England is looking away for a moment, there might be a bit of eyerolling, but Kiwi will answer like a good kid. Well, mostly anyway.]

I already said this wasn't my blood for the most part, Mum. It's mostly scrapes and bruises and then my leg, but I'll just have to change the bandages later and not put too much weight on it for a few days.

...But if you have any food, that would be awesome. [Sure, this is England, but Kiwi is really very hungry. Though...] Or just something to drink, that should do.